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title: "Cheese Pizza Is What’s Wrong With the World"
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title: "Cheese Pizza Is What’s Wrong With the World Today"
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description: Why cheese pizza is a bad choice—and why we need to stop serving it. It shouldn’t even be called pizza.
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date: 2025-04-04 10:03:00 CST
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# **Cheese Pizza Is What’s Wrong With the World Today**
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### **TL;DR**
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Cheese pizza is the food equivalent of giving up. It’s lazy parenting, bland tradition, and gutless people-pleasing all wrapped into one greasy slice. If you don’t want to read the rant, skip to the last paragraph. But don’t pretend cheese pizza is *real* pizza.
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## **TL;DR**
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Cheese pizza is the food equivalent of giving up. It’s lazy parenting, bland tradition, and gutless people-pleasing all wrapped into one greasy slice. If you don’t want to read the background, skip down a bit. But don’t pretend cheese pizza is *real* pizza.
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I **hate** cheese pizza. Not dislike—**hate**. And if that sounds dramatic, good. Because I’m sick of pretending it’s acceptable.
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I love pizza. I love *real* pizza. **Load it up—three or more toppings.**
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I love pizza. I love *real* pizza. **Load it up—three or more toppings.**
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- Supreme? Perfection.
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- Meat Lovers? Awesome.
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- Anchovy, mushroom, and onion? Fantastic.
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## Join back here **TL;DR** people
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You know why cheese pizza is everywhere? Because parents today are afraid.
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Afraid to make their kids eat something they didn’t specifically ask for.
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Afraid to have a backbone.
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God forbid we traumatize the kid by exposing him to a vegetable. Or a flavor. Or anything remotely outside his toddler-approved food list. We wouldn’t want to damage our little snowflake now, would we?
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And look, I get it. Not everyone likes bell peppers.
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If one kid frowns at a bell pepper, we cancel toppings for **everyone**? But seriously—**a bell pepper?**
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If one kid frowns at a bell pepper, we cancel toppings for **everyone**? But seriously—**a bell pepper?**
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That’s not inclusivity. That’s **insanity**.
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I stand against the virus of snowflake kids and the **mountain of cheese pizzas** shoved down our throats at every party.
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And I’ll thank my dad for playing Hank Williams Jr.’s
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**“The Coalition to Ban Coalitions”**
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for me when I was a kid. That one stuck. Let's get back to a more traditional America!
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**“The Coalition to Ban Coalitions”** for me when I was a kid. That one stuck with me to reprent the malarki in this world. Let's get back to a more traditional America!
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So please—**stop buying cheese pizza for your kids.**
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## So please—**stop buying cheese pizza for your kids, my kids and at gatherings.**
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Make your kid eat his or her veggies.
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And anyone that’s offended? They’re wrong—**and they should rethink their life choices.**
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